Celeste

Where: 502 Amesterdam Avenue (on the corner of 84th)

  • A stuffy UWS restaurant to match its stuffy patrons. Cash only, what? You are only allowed to be a cash only establishment if you are a dive. Alienating anyone under 40 is a brilliant business model
  • The owner fancies himself as a Charming Guy. (You. Are. Not.) For you to be charming, you have to turn on the charm at all times, not only when we are eating or about to pay
  • The gnocchi was good though damn it. But I am indiscrimiate in my love for gnocchi. The rest of it was just OK
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